Looking for a family friendly place to have your meal?
Perhaps a place to sit and settle with your sweetling?

We ain’t it.
WELCOME TO THE CLUMSY KARAKUL
Mateus: Lavender Beds **Ward: 5 Plot: 48 **
==Bi weekly Sundays & Fridays @ 8 - 10 pm Est ==
Your one stop shop for good food, great fights and fucking fantastic hunts. Rated M for maybe you shouldn’t talk so much shit with a punch-able face. Come on in, take a seat, we’ll treat you - uh, we’ll treat you alright.
The Clumsy Karakul offers plenty:
> Food - Sample our average cuisine!
** > Brawls - Shit pit! Shit pit! Shit pit! **
**> Triple Triad - Heart of the cards! **
**> Excellent Service - Debatable! **
> Dm'd Hunts - see our discord for info!
Talk Shit, Get Hit.
Pet the Moogle's Belly.
No kids In this Dojo.
Respect our staff.
Respect the property.
IC Actions = IC consequences.
Be Excellent to each other.
18+ To Hang with us.
Respect our staff.
We are lore flexible.