• Looking for a family friendly place to have your meal?

  • Perhaps a place to sit and settle with your sweetling?

We ain’t it.

WELCOME TO THE CLUMSY KARAKUL


  • Mateus: Lavender Beds **Ward: 5 Plot: 48 **

  • ==Bi weekly Sundays & Fridays @ 8 - 10 pm Est ==

  • Your one stop shop for good food, great fights and fucking fantastic hunts. Rated M for maybe you shouldn’t talk so much shit with a punch-able face. Come on in, take a seat, we’ll treat you - uh, we’ll treat you alright.

  • The Clumsy Karakul offers plenty:

  • > Food - Sample our average cuisine!

  • ** > Brawls - Shit pit! Shit pit! Shit pit! **

  • **> Triple Triad - Heart of the cards! **

  • **> Excellent Service - Debatable! **

  • > Dm'd Hunts - see our discord for info!

IC Rules

  • Talk Shit, Get Hit.

  • Pet the Moogle's Belly.

  • No kids In this Dojo.

  • Respect our staff.

  • Respect the property.

OOC Rules

  • IC Actions = IC consequences.

  • Be Excellent to each other.

  • 18+ To Hang with us.

  • Respect our staff.

  • We are lore flexible.